Lemme ask you something:
how does one do a dougie?
how does one follow their heart yet have the swag to not give a fuck?
can you do just about anything for a klondicke bar?
how do you spell klondicke? (klondike? klondykes?)
does not asking questions lead me to a more fulfilled yet confused lifestyle?
where did you get your bowtie from?
What’s the coolest souveneir you found on the floor at comic-con?
and what’s it mean to be a white asian boy who seems aaaalllways happy about eeeverryyythiiiing?
where can i purchase a mom?
wanna figure out how to telepathically have sex?
hey! penguin! what the fuck you doing with my dancin’ shoes!
what’s the difference between mary, merry, and marry?
What’s the meaning of antidisestablishmentarianism?
now list me the dates you’ve ever said the word, “cunt”
now list me the dates you’ve ever said the word, “bag”
NOW COMBINE THEM TOGETHER. WHY ARE THEY BAGS?
No, really, why the fuck is it a dougie?
I want answers, people.
